caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

ohgodbenny:

jakesheadwarning:

Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.

The fact that Martin doesn’t look “sorry” at all gets me.

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

officialwhitegirls:

THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY 

breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

image

this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca
my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)